The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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