BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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