you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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