Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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