CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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