when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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