i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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