oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
FUCK WHALES
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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