fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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