Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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