Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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