We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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