"it" just moved
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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