I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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