but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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