White coat. Heels.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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