We're like a lot better than the average bears
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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