At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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