capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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