eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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