But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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