i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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