if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me