she takes plan B like it's going out of style
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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