I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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