I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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