Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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