these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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