i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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