Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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