Umm I'm too high to move.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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