Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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