I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize