I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I wish there were birth control emojis
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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