we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So many bounce houses so little time
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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