I hate all girls vehemently.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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