I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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