i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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