thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ugly people sure do ruin things
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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