Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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