I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
be right there i have to get my cape
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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