Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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