I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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