And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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