Too much gin, very little bucket
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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