Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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