No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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