Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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