nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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