What a fucking waste of an outfit
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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