Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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