is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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